Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →When she threw that toupee out the window...
...it was the best thing that ever happened to me.
I feel like my old self again: totally inadequate, completely insecure...
...paranoid, neurotic. It's a pleasure.
It's good to have you back.
You know what else I've decided to do?
I'm gonna keep seeing the bald woman.
She's as good as anybody else.