Season 6, Episode 14: "The Highlights Of 100"

So this woman who sold me this hair thing...

...she grabbed it before the guy noticed, so, I mean...

...big deal, right?

So I carry around my diaphragm. Who doesn't?

I mean, like, it's a big, big secret...

...that women carry around their diaphragms.

You never know when you're gonna need it.

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