Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →-Who do you like? -I like de Soto.
-De Soto? What did he do? -Discovered the Mississippi.
Oh, like they wouldn't have found that anyway.
I was talking to this guy, and I just happened to throw...
...my purse on the sofa.
And my diaphragm goes flying out.
So I just froze, you know:
Staring at my diaphragm, you know? It's just lying there.