Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →The Miss America pageant seems like a really tough contest.
You come out there in the bathing suit and the dress shoes.
They got that sanitized-for-your-protection...
...toilet-seat thing hanging off them, you know?
Plus, they gotta wear all the other outfits. I don't know why.
The bathing suit is the contest.
You win the bathing suit, you win.
Everybody looks good in formalwear. It's dark, it covers everything.