Season 6, Episode 1: "The Chaperone"

The Miss America pageant seems like a really tough contest.

You come out there in the bathing suit and the dress shoes.

They got that sanitized-for-your-protection...

...toilet-seat thing hanging off them, you know?

Plus, they gotta wear all the other outfits. I don't know why.

The bathing suit is the contest.

You win the bathing suit, you win.

Everybody looks good in formalwear. It's dark, it covers everything.

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