Season 6, Episode 1: "The Chaperone"

It's like watching an animal get tortured.

-Hey, hey. Yankee game. -Oh, great. All right.

And the Yankees take the field.

What is with the Yankees? They look like they're having trouble running.

-They can't move. -It's their uniforms. They're too tight.

They've shrunk. They're running like penguins. Forget this game.

Oh, my God, Mattingly just split his pants.

That's a shame.