Season 6, Episode 1: "The Chaperone"

-Hello? -Hey, Elaine, it's me.

-Jerry. -Yeah. We're going to Atlantic City.

-Really? When? -Today. Right now. You in?

One second, one second. Hang on, hang on.

Excuse me, Mr. Pitt. Would it be all right if I got the socks tomorrow?

-Tomorrow? -Yes.

I was hoping for my new socks today.

-Well, it's just one more day. -I'm sorry. I must have them today.

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