Season 5, Episode 9: "The Masseuse"

I don't want people touching me that don't know me

and don't want to have sex with me.

What are you bothering me for?

You get me all loosened up, juices flowing,

then, "That's it. Okay. You're done."

Like having chocolate rubbed all over your face.

You want to go, "Excuse me. I think you missed a spot."

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