Season 5, Episode 9: "The Masseuse"

The Swedish are very big massagers, you know.

They like the Swedish meatballs, Swedish massage.

They like having meat in their hands, these people.

For some reason. But it's weird.

Because they have a high suicide rate.

They're rubbing each other's necks all the time.

For a neutral country, they seem kind of tense.

I don't really like the idea of getting a professional massage.