Season 5, Episode 9: "The Masseuse"

So I lugged that table, that big, heavy massage table,

all the way down to the cab!

You ever see one of those things?

Well, I don't know. Maybe you haven't.

You know, not everybody's seen a massage table.

What do you think? I've never had a massage?

Anyway, I don't even get a thank you.

I don't get it!

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