Season 5, Episode 9: "The Masseuse"

Why don't you get somebody else?

Because nobody does it like she does.

She's the best.

That's it. Tonight's the night!

I'm getting one! No ifs, ands or buts.

[WHINES] What about my massage?

[IMITATES WHINING] Ask Newman.

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