Season 5, Episode 9: "The Masseuse"

With a serial killer loose,

seems like the safest thing is to be the neighbor.

They never kill the neighbor.

The neighbor always survives

to do the interview afterwards, right?

"Uh, he was kind of quiet."

I love these neighbors.

They're never disturbed by the sounds of murdering.

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