Season 4, Episode 23: "The Pilot"

-Why are you pretending to laugh? -We're acting.

Oh, yeah, real good.

-Any word from NBC? -No.

I don't understand. They're supposed to be casting this week.

Maybe they're not doing it.

Well, at least let me audition.

He wants to play Kramer in the pilot.

Out of the question.

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