Season 4, Episode 23: "The Pilot"

-This is real believable. -You didn't think I was laughing?

-It stinks. -All right, let me see you do it.

-Say something funny. -All right.

I've never been to Mars, but I imagine it's quite lovely.

Mine was better than that. Come on, look:

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