Season 3, Episode 17: "The Boyfriend"

You know what I mean? They're always so excited.

"What do you think of him?"

I'd like to meet a couple that goes:

"You know, we're not that happy with him, frankly.

I think we really made a big mistake. We should have got an aquarium.

You want him? We don't even want him. You want him?"

Thanks for a nice evening. This was really fun.

Gosh, should I kiss her good night?

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