Season 3, Episode 17: "The Boyfriend"

"You've got to see my grandfather. You've got to see him.

168 pounds, 4 ounces. I love them when they're this age.

He's 1000 months.

You know, the mid-80s is such a good time for the grand-people.

The mid-80s, you gotta see them.

He went to the bathroom by himself today."

You know what's tough about seeing people when they have a baby...

...is that you have to match their level of enthusiasm.

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