Season 3, Episode 16: "The Fix-up"

You see, I wouldn't really mind so much...

...but I feel badly for my mother.

If my mother weren't around, it wouldn't be so bad.

But, I'm telling you, if I'm not married by the time I'm 40, I'll have to kill her.

Because it's the only fair thing to do.

I just couldn't put her through that.

At least you're not bitter.

Who says I'm not bitter?