Season 3, Episode 16: "The Fix-up"

It's gotten to the point where I'm flirting with operators on the phone.

I almost made a date with one.

Oh, so there's still hope.

I don't want hope. Hope is killing me.

My dream is to become hopeless.

The hopeless don't care.

When you don't care, that indifference makes you attractive.

-So hopelessness is the key. -It's my only hope.

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