Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

Can I help you? Name, please.

Seinfeld. I made a reservation for a midsize, and she's a small.

-I'm kidding around, of course. -Yes.

Okay, let's see here.

-Sixty-six years old? -Yeah, well, he's in perfect health.

He works out. He's vibrant. You'd really like him.

Why do people always say that? I hate everybody. Why would I like him?

Could you go out with a 66-year-old woman?