Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

Hello. Yeah, the defroster's the one on the bottom.

Just slide it all the way over.

You're welcome.

I'm in awe of his intellect. When he talks, it sounds like...

-...he's reading from one of his novels. -Owen March. I never heard of him.

-Well, he's not a baseball player. -Yeah, that's true.

-It sounds like it's going pretty good. -Yeah. Well, there is one little problem.

-What's that? -He's 66 years old.

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