Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

-...so you don't get a ticket. -You pay him for that?

-Yeah. Like 50 bucks a month. -How many people does he do it for?

-The whole block, 40, 50 cars. -He only works three hours a day.

He makes a fortune. He's been doing that for years, right, Jerry?

Could anybody do that?

-Hey, Sid. What happened? -I'm sorry, Jerry.

Maybe I'm too old for this stuff.

You left the keys in the car?

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