Season 3, Episode 11: "The Alternate Side"

-Hello. -Jerry.

Yeah. Let me ask you a question. How do you cross those wires?

I didn't cross any wires. The keys were in it.

Sid left the keys in the car. All right, I gotta go. Drive carefully.

Hey, Jerry, when's the last time you had a tune-up? Because I can't find--

-Sid left the keys in the car. -Who's Sid?

Guy in the neighbourhood. He parks cars on the block.

-What do you mean? -He moves them from side to side...

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