Season 3, Episode 8: "The Tape"

-The coup d'é-toe. -Yeah.

-Did you do it? -Yeah.

Nothing at all.

-I need the phone. -Who you calling?

-China? -Yeah, I'll pay for it.

-What for? -What for?

I'll tell you what for. For hair.

-Hair? -The Chinese have done it, my friend.

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