Season 3, Episode 8: "The Tape"

Hey, what are you listening to?

My show from last night.

-Oh, you taped it? -Yeah, I was doing some new material.

Did you ever do that thing on the toes that I said?

You know, how, like, the big toe is, like, the captain of the toes.

But sometimes the toe next to the big toe gets so big...

...that there's, like, a power struggle.

And the second toe assumes control of the foot.

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