Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Why would somebody poison a roll and leave it in the hallway...
...for some comic coming down at 2:00 in the morning?
Why would they do that?
Sometimes you go to a restaurant, they put the check in a little book.
What is this, the story of the bill?
"Once upon a time, there were some very hungry people." What is this?
Little gold tassel hanging down. Am I graduating from the restaurant?
What is this about?