Season 2, Episode 12: "The Busboy"

I'm not a foodie.

"Oh, this is too rare. Oh, it's too salty."

Just eat it and shut up.

I'll eat anywhere, whatever they're having.

I've eaten rolls off of room-service trays in hotel hallways.

I have. That's not a joke.

This is my life.

I don't know, somebody left it.

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