Season 2, Episode 5: "The Apartment"

Looks like a pig is trying to push his way through from the other side.

That's where I plug in.

My idea of the perfect living room...

...would be the bridge on the starship Enterprise.

You know what I mean? Big chair, nice screen, remote control.

That's why Star Trek really was the ultimate male fantasy.

Just hurtling through space in your living room watching TV.

The aliens were always dropping in...

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