Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Well, I painted my apartment again. I've been living there for years.
Every time I paint it, it gets me down.
I look around and I think, "Well, it's a little bit smaller now."
It's the thickness of the paint, but I'm aware of it.
It just keeps coming in and coming in.
Every time I paint it, it's closer and closer.
I don't know where the wall outlets are.
I just look for a lump with two slots in it.