Season 2, Episode 5: "The Apartment"

Well, I painted my apartment again. I've been living there for years.

Every time I paint it, it gets me down.

I look around and I think, "Well, it's a little bit smaller now."

It's the thickness of the paint, but I'm aware of it.

It just keeps coming in and coming in.

Every time I paint it, it's closer and closer.

I don't know where the wall outlets are.

I just look for a lump with two slots in it.

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