Season 2, Episode 5: "The Apartment"

If they were fanatic about showers, they might.

For that rent, she'd take a bath in the toilet tank if she had to.

Look at this woman feeding her baby...

...greasy, disgusting, coffee-shop corned beef hash.

Isn't that child abuse?

I'd like to have a kid.

Of course, you have to have a date first.

Remember my friend Adam from Detroit?

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