Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →My censoring system broke down.
You know that little guy in your head who watches everything you say?
He went for a cup of coffee. And, in that second, ruined my life.
My censor quit two years ago.
Checked into a clinic, emotionally exhausted.
So is there any way out of this Elaine thing?
Water pressure's terrible in my building. She loves a good shower.
Never heard of anyone turning down an apartment because of weak showers.