Season 2, Episode 5: "The Apartment"

My censoring system broke down.

You know that little guy in your head who watches everything you say?

He went for a cup of coffee. And, in that second, ruined my life.

My censor quit two years ago.

Checked into a clinic, emotionally exhausted.

So is there any way out of this Elaine thing?

Water pressure's terrible in my building. She loves a good shower.

Never heard of anyone turning down an apartment because of weak showers.

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