Season 2, Episode 4: "The Phone Message"

If I call her now, she's gonna thing I'm too needy.

Women don't want to see need.

They want a take-charge guy. A colonel. A Kaiser. A czar.

All she'll think is that you like her.

That's exactly what I'm trying to avoid!

She wants you to like her!

Yes, she wants me to like her,

if she likes me.