Season 2, Episode 4: "The Phone Message"

I think you should call her.

I can't call her now. It's too soon.

I'm planning a Wednesday call.

I love it when guys call me the next day.

Of course you do,

but you're imagining a guy you like,

not a guy who goes,

"Uh, no, I don't drink coffee late at night. Ha, ha, ha."

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