Season 1, Episode 1: "The Seinfeld Chronicles"

What do we want?

We want women. That's it.

It's the only thing we know for sure. It really is.

We want women. How do we get them?

Oh, we don't know about that. We don't know.

The next step after that, we have no idea.

This is why you see men honking car horns,

yelling from construction sites.