Season 1, Episode 1: "The Seinfeld Chronicles"

I swear, I have absolutely no idea

what women are thinking. I don't get it, okay?

I-I-I admit, I'm not getting the signals.

I am not getting it.

Women, they're so subtle. Their little--

Everything they do is subtle.

Men are not subtle. We are obvious.

Women know what men want, men know what men want.

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