Season 1, Episode 1: "The Seinfeld Chronicles"

figure, "This is a dead town. Let's move on."

The dating world is a world of pressure. Let's face it,

a date is a job interview that lasts all night.

The only difference between a date and job interview is

not many job interviews is there a chance

you'll end up naked at the end of it.

You know, "Well, Bill,

the boss thinks you're the man for the position

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