Season 1, Episode 1: "The Seinfeld Chronicles"

they've been through some horrible experience.

Tortured, interrogated,

I don't know what happened to them.

I once went out with a girl,

she left a Ziploc baggie of cotton balls at my house.

I didn't know what to do.

put them on the kitchen floor like tumbleweeds.

I thought the cockroaches would see it,