The Movie

Season 4, Episode 14 — 62 scenes

• "You go out, you have a family, kids, marriage, career, grandchildren."
• "Eighty years later, you're back at the same theater..."
• "I got another spot across town at 9:50. I'm not gonna make it."
• "I was supposed to meet my friends to see this movie Checkmate at 10:30."
• "...to one of your peers who possesses a clearer understanding..."
• "I mean, my father gets it all the time and, believe me, he's no athlete."
• "I got time. It'll give us a chance to get to know each other a little better."
• "Well, if it's as good as Ponce de León, I'll be happy."
• "...and they go running over to the mirror to see if it really worked."
• "-It's playing there too, you know. -No. I would not have said Paradise."
• "Then this line's gonna start moving, and we'll end up in the front row."
• "When I asked you before if you had a ticket, you said no."
• "And how long would you have stood in the ticket-holders' line?"
• "It's a room where they bring in POWs to show them propaganda films."
• "You go get the tickets. I'll wait for him."
• "So then, when I was 12, the whole family moved..."
• "-I don't know how you eat that crap. -Take the Park."
• "...if there's the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off."
• "Well, how's that easier? I mean, then you would owe me $12.50..."
• "-...and I'll throw in a bonbons. -George, you're sapping my strength."
• "Me? But that's three seats. I can't save three seats."
• ""It's not bad enough that I can't see, I have to sit here for two hours."
• "-"Driver--" - All right, all right. I got the bit."
• "No, I'm not riffing. I'm ignoring. Do you understand the difference?"
• "-You can't take four seats. -What, is that a rule?"
• "Well, we'll take these seats. Would you please remove your stuff?"
• "You go, and I could save the seats. You don't like saving anyway."
• "...tell him his friend's gonna be right back, okay?"
• "No, don't come over here! These are taken."
• "...a horse face, big teeth and a pointed nose?"
• "Could I keep my trench coat in your closet for a few months?"
• "They must be inside. I'm gonna run in and tell them I can't make the movie."
• "Jerry, I'll wait just to make sure you get in, that's all."
• "No, the guy with the big head and the flared nostrils."
• "He was dancing around, lip-synching to A Chorus Line."
• "And you know what he's gotten into now?"
• "I'm going to the movies for 25 years, nobody ever asked me for the stub."
• "-I can't find it. -I can't let you in without your stub."
• "I know my friend's here. What do you want me to do?"
• "A young woman's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk."
• "-You want the medium or middle size? -What's the difference?"
• "-Do adults ever order the child-size? -Not usually."
• "Thanks. Thank you. You don't know how long I've been waiting out there."
• "-I don't know where it is. -I can't let you in without your stub."
• "All right. Okay. There. There you go, okay?"
• "No, see, my friend bought me a ticket. See, I'm late. She's already inside."
• "-I'm getting tired of these questions. -Yes, Your Majesty."
• "-Hey, sit down. I can't see. -Get out of the way."
• "My hands are so cold, I can barely get these buttons open."
• "...and somebody took my seat, and my coat is in there."
• "...with a bird face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?"
• "One minute. I run across the street for cigarettes."
• "Yes, of course. Only a game."
• "-You think I need to lose some weight? -Weight? No."
• "A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk."
• "But I've never seen Minsk. I hear there's so much hustle and bustle."
• "-Rochelle, Rochelle, do you know--? -Give me a break!"
• "I don't know. Does this movie stink or what?"
• "Oh, I went out to get popcorn, and some creep took my seat."
• "-But I didn't even use the ticket. -I still paid for it."
• "...in the parking lot, after the movie, talking with his friends, going:"
• "I thought he was with them. Wasn't he with them?"