Season 4, Episode 14: "The Movie"

The age-gap hiring policy at movie theaters:

They never hire anyone between the ages of 15 and 80.

Know what I mean? The girl that sells you the tickets, she's 10.

Then there's the guy that rips it, he's 102.

What happened in the middle? Couldn't find anybody?

It's like they want to show you how life comes full circle.

You're 15. You're selling tickets. Then you leave.

You go out, you have a family, kids, marriage, career, grandchildren.

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