Season 9, Episode 23: "The Finale"

Sponges. And I don't mean the kind you clean your tub with.

They're for sex.

She said she needed a whole case of them.

She exposed her nipple.

-How did she try to kill you? -She tried to smother me with a pillow.

Call Yev Kassem to the stand.

-Call Yev Kassem. -Who?

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