Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Would you please tell the court about the incident...
...that occurred in your house, October 7th, 1992?
Well, Jerry Seinfeld was supposed to come to my house...
...but his friend Costanza showed up instead.
So I challenged him to a game of Trivial Pursuit.
Who invaded Spain in the eighth century?
That's a joke. The Moors.