Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Your Honor, I most strenuously and vigorously object to this witness.
She was not present at the incident.
Her testimony is irrelevant, irrational and inconsequential.
The prosecution has gone to great lengths and considerable cost...
...to find these character witnesses.
It is imperative that we establish this is not merely an isolated incident.
It's part of a pattern of antisocial behavior...
...that's been going on for years.