Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →So, what is the deal with the yard?
When I was a kid, my mother wanted me to play in the yard...
...but she didn't have to worry about my neighbor...
...sticking a shiv in my thigh.
What's with the lockdown? Why do we have to be locked in cells?
Are we that bad that we have to be sent to prison in prison?
You would think the weightlifting and the sodomy is enough.
-So anyone from Cellblock D? -I am.