Season 9, Episode 21: "The Clip Show"

Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

I like to get the Daily News.

How come I didn't get a Christmas card?

Everybody else got one.

Jerry got one. Kramer got one. I thought we were good friends.

I don't get a Christmas card. I don't get it.

Want a Christmas card? Want a Christmas card?

All right, here. Here's your Christmas card.