Season 9, Episode 21: "The Clip Show"

"Well, what kind of day was it?" "Well, I don't know, how about you?"

-I'm glad we had this talk. -You have no idea.

Do I have to break up with her in person?

Can't I do it over the phone? I have no stomach for these things.

You should just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion, right off.

What's the matter?

You're acting weird. Is anything wrong?

Are you breaking up with me?

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