Season 9, Episode 21: "The Clip Show"

Well, I'll tell you what you got here.

-You got yourself a girlfriend. -Oh, no, no, no.

I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry? Marriage? Family?

-Well.... -They're prisons.

Man-made prisons. You're doing time.

You get up in the morning, she's there.

You go to sleep at night, she's there.

It's like you gotta ask permission to-- To use the bathroom.