Season 9, Episode 21: "The Clip Show"

I'm not married. I'm not allowed to go out with somebody else?

-Depends. -Depends on what?

-On many factors. -Like what?

Well, how long you've been seeing her.

What's your phone call frequency?

-Are you on a daily? -No.

Semi-daily. Four or five times a week.

Do you have to ask her out or is the date implied?

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