Season 9, Episode 21: "The Clip Show"

Well, I just gotta say it once.

Everybody else gets to say it. Why can't I say it?

What, you've never said it?

Once, to a dog.

He licked himself and left the room.

How is it that a man like you...

...so bald and so quirky and funny...

...how is it you're not taken?

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