Season 9, Episode 17: "The Bookstore"

Did you take that book with you into the bathroom?

What do you want to hear?

They made me buy it. A hundred bucks, this thing cost me.

I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books.

Yeah, I understand Gutenberg used to spend a fair amount of time in there.

They're selling coffee, bran muffins.

You're surrounded by reading material.

It's entrapment.

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