Season 9, Episode 17: "The Bookstore"

-What? -You know, when you think about it...

...it's kind of silly for us both to pull this thing all the way back up town.

I mean, after all, it is a conveyance.

Yes, that's true.

So which one of us is gonna pull?

Well, there's only way to settle this.

One spot, two spot, zigzag, tear, pop-dye, penny got, tennyum, tear...

...harum-scarum, rip them, tear them, te, ta, toe.

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