Season 9, Episode 17: "The Bookstore"

I'm afraid the problem with Zach is more serious.

He's back on the horse, Elaine.

Smack. White palace.

The Chinamen's nightcap.

An addict. Well, it just keeps getting better.

And in a tiny way I almost feel responsible.

I'm the one who sent him to Thailand in search of low-cost whistles...

...filled his head with pseudo-erotic tales of my own opium excursions.

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