Season 9, Episode 17: "The Bookstore"

All right, all right, Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes.

-You made your point. -Thank you.

Will somebody answer that damn phone.

Of course, Zach and I have been dating.

What did you think? I was the office skank?

Well? We've been dating for three months...

...between you and me and anyone else you wanna tell.

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